Un-untitled.
That response to me sounds like you have a small penis
Anonymous

This ask to me sounds like you don’t know how to do basic unit conversion. 

Could we just like, stop being an oppressive society so I can be mean to people without worrying about the implications of my jokes in the greater ethical scheme of things?

Being mean to people is like, half of my entertainment. 

Also, I maintain a firm stance of “if the thing you happen to identify as isn’t systematically oppressed, then making fun of you for it isn’t marginalizing and I’m totally going to do it.” 

I don’t care if you’re just offended. If it doesn’t result in practical loss, I’m totally cool with your being offended. 

The term “Over Engineering”

when used as a pejorative, does not mean “it’s better to make your users do a bunch of shit that should be automated.”

Don’t neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail him to a cross, and worship him.
Does anyone know of any good intuitive explanations of why

The direction of magnetic field around a wire is clockwise with respect to the direction of the current? (as opposed to like, counterclockwise?)

Does it just sort of fall out of the math of attraction and repulsion in motion, or is there some physical subtlety that gives rise to it, or is it just a fundamental thing?

I’ve looked for a good explanation every now and then but can never find a satisfying answer.

I think you're most illogical person ever! You're awful! lol! :D
Anonymous

lol! :D

What size is your penis when it is hard?
Anonymous

Roughly 1.88*10-17 light years. Relative to a constant reference frame, of course.

Okay fine, we’ll do this shit the tumblr way.

No one ever humors my askbox games. 

Except the people who do.

Which there aren’t enough of. 

Oh you guys, and your charmingly apathetic “no games, no nonsense” attitudes. 

Me: Are you an ass man, or a boob man?
Cleverbot: No, I am still in training.
What is your first memory?
Anonymous

I forget. 

hackedy:

antinegationism:

Also, apparently, women prefer to go on 12 dates before sex, and men prefer to go on 8?

This surprised me because I prefer to go on 0. 

“heterosexual men find women with wider pupils more feminine and attractive”

Get yourself some of that pupil-liner, ladies. 

Actually. Let’s play. 

Ask some shit. I will either answer myself, or paste your input into an unspecified chatbot program, and then you guys can vote on which replies are human.