Fuck yeah. Just got dumped by a girl who I was already broken up with.
I am ridiculously skilled at getting dumped and being sad.
Oh— oh wait! Looks like I’m about to get dumped again; face to face this time.
Can he do it? Can he get the 3x combo???
HE NAILS IT. HE GET THE 3X COMBO!!
SUPER ULTRA SADGASM THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!
WOOOOOOOO
THE ENERGY HERE IS UNBELIEVABLE RYAN.
EVERYONE IS PAINFULLY SWIGGING OLD HALF FULL BOTTLES OF JIM BEAN SYMPATHETIC CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS HAD LAYING AROUND.
NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO WORK THE NEXT DAY.
YOU HAVE TO BE HERE TO BELIEVE IT.
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theeleganceofthelion reblogged this from antinegationism and added:So if you dump her in your mind, and she dumps you in real life, where does the third time come from? Face to face is...
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